The Wild Kindom of Noisemakers I live below
Please don't feed the animals!
I didn't know animals liked wearing high heeled shoes at 4 am
and stomping up and down the hallway stairs...
I hear them breeding in the back room
like the wild animals I think they are
they howl in the night like that old lady with the bad back...
The lead female certainly looks like she can eat her share of bananas
but she doesn't eat them for the potassium.....
Wild hair, high heels, like to stomp early and late
set the bananas out, then sneak away, come to find they got ate!
hoopin and howlin, scratchin and sniffin, they bitch and moan like pros
in reality, as I've seen and heard, they're just a bunch of HOES
my windows vibrate, and so does my ceiling
just because I'm white doesn't mean I don't have feelings
so next time you breed, try to keep it down
two year olds immitate those things you know?
It doesn't take five hours of "breeding"
to satisfy a Monkey Hoe..........
Ahhhh.....the Monkeys upstairs....
my dear friends from the jungle....
I hear you
I see you
every single day
every single noise
every single 4am high heeled step you take....
I hear you....
and my two year old hears you
and my husband hears you...
and so does my dad
oh yeah...he hears you too!
nothing like knowing a 56 year old man is listening to you breed........
To all of those people living in apartments with Monkeys living upstairs.....I feel your pain.....